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SMS Punjabi
Boy: “I Love U” ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!
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SHER-O SHAYARI
Pyar Se Pyari Koi Majboori Nahi Hoti,
Kami Apno Ki Kabhi Poori Nahi Hoti,
Dilon Ka Alag Hona Ek Alag Baat Hai,
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Nazron Se Door Hona Koi Doori Nahi Hoti.
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SMS Cute
When youur fear touches
someones pain, it becomes pity,
when your love touches
someones pain,it becomes compassion
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SMS Cool
Inteligence is like an underwear. It is imporatnt that u have it, but not necessary that u show it....
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SMS Naughty
Suhaney mosam main tumhara saath ho,
Garm bister main kambal orhay tum pass ho,
Mere hont tumhien choney ko tarsain,
Kash aisa kabhi ehsaas ho!
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SMS on Politics
Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.
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SMS on Relations
Best RELATION in the world is,
when u hold the hand of a person & the person walks with u without asking"WHERE" & "WHY"
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SMS General
Test ur chemistry knowledge:
which Deadly weapon can be made with Tungston, Iodine & iron ?
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- WIFE (W+I+Fe);)
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SMS Inspirational
Life Teaches Us
In Every Step ...
The moment You
start Trusting Someone
...blindly ... That Person
Breaks You
When You expect Your
Silence to be Understand ...
people take Your words
Wrong
Gestures aren't important
even though shown Heartily ...
But Fake Words r
Appreciated
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SMS Spicy
Bin dekhe aapki Tasvir bana sakte hai,
Bin mile aapka Haal bata sakte hai,
Humari dosti me itna to Dum hai,
Hum bina dekhe aapko Hassa sakte hai.
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SMS on New Year Occassion
Sunehri Dhoop Barsaat ke baad
Sunehri dhoop barsaat k bad,
thori si hansi her baat ke baad,
usi tarah ho mubarak aap ko 2011, 2010 k baad.
Wish u a Happy new year.
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SMS on Christmas Occassion
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Christmas.
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SMS Wishing Get Well Soon
If wishes were flowers I"d send You A
big bunch to say…. "Get Well Soon"
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SMS on Pati - Patni
Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?
Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.
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SMS Missing You
Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,
Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,
Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,
Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.
I MISS U!
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SMS Munna Bhai and Circuit
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
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SMS on EID
Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool,
Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet,
Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe...MUBARAK ho EID.
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SMS to Insult
I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya, Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.
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SMS Romantic
Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye. Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka, ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.
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SMS Funny
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...
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SMS on Friendship
Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye; Saathi to woh bhi hai jo jivan ke kuch palon mein bhi jeevan bhar ka saath de jaaye.
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SMS for Flirting
Always stay with a sweet smile,
don’t get upset for small and silly things.
Remember,
only your loved one can hurt you badly,
Forgive them and show love again
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SMS Bold
Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga.
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SMS for Adults
Similarities between BRA and BAR.
Both have same alphabets. Both r drinkin zones.
Both have restriction time of closing and openin.
When open, both drive men crazy!
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SMS Thank You
I really appreciate you
Your helpful, giving ways
And how your generous heart
Your unselfishness displays.
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SMS for Birthdays
Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..
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SMS Good Night
Go 2 window,
look outside.
someone is waiting for ur smile. ..
Found?
Yes, “The Moon“.
I‘ve sent the moon to say u good night and sweet dreams.
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SMS Good Morning
Pyari si morning mein, pyare se mausam mein, pyari si koyal ki awaaz, pyari si hawaon mein, sabse pyare insaan ko Good Morning!
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SMS Sorry
SORRY! SORRY! SORRY! SORRY!
Dont get confused,
SORRY means:
S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You!
Have A wonderful day!
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SMS Break - Up
The reason it hurt so much to separate is
because OUR SOULS ARE CONNECTED….
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SMS Santa Banta
Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
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SMS Short
Always forgive your enemies; nothing else annoys them so much.
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SMS Women's Day
The willingness to listen,
the patience to understand,
the strength to support,
the heart to care & just to be there
that is the beauty of a lady!
Happy Women's Day
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SMS Shayri
Bhul jana use jo Tumhe bhula de,
Mat dkhna use jo tumhe rula de,
Par kbhi na hona door us shaks Se
Jo apni aankhe bhigakar B tumhe hansa de
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SMS Anniversary
Aap dono ki jodi kabhi na tute
Khuda kare aap ek dusre se kabhi na ruthe
Yuni ek hokar aap ye zindagi bitayein, ki
Aap dono se khushyion ke ek pal bhi na chhute
"Happy Anniversary"
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SMS on Cricket
Sehwag ki maa ko bulao,
Sachin ko Pepsi pilao,
Ganguly ko Chawanprash khilao,
Dhoni ke baalo mein Gel lagao,
PAR IN KO WORLD CUP MAT KHILO
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SMS on Holi
Holi brings with it, colors of life, colors that define emotions of our lives...come celebrate the color of happiness, togetherness and love. Happy Holi!
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SMS Jokes
Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!!
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SMS Rainy
Ae barish(rain) jara tham k baras, jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam k baras, pehle na baras ki woh aa na sake, phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake.
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SMS Exams
Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,
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SMS on Kisses
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
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SMS on Diwali
Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka, Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka.... Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho, Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho...Happy Diwali
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SMS General
SMS on Relations
SMS on Politics
SMS Naughty
SMS Cool
SMS Cute
SMS Sorry
SHER-O SHAYARI
SMS Good Morning
SMS Good Night
SMS for Birthdays
SMS Thank You
SMS for Adults
SMS Bold
SMS for Flirting
SMS on Friendship
SMS Funny
SMS Romantic
SMS to Insult
SMS Missing You
SMS on Pati - Patni
SMS Wishing Get Well Soon
SMS on Christmas Occassion
SMS on New Year Occassion
SMS Punjabi
SMS Spicy
SMS Women's Day
SMS Shayri
SMS Anniversary
SMS on Cricket
SMS on Holi
SMS Jokes
SMS Inspirational
SMS Break - Up
SMS Santa Banta
SMS Short
SMS Rainy
SMS Exams
SMS on Kisses
SMS Munna Bhai and Circuit
SMS on EID
SMS on Diwali
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